October 2011
The Saddest Moment in My Childhood:

If Harry Potter and Voldemort had a child it'd totally look like Arthur. →
I mean, look at him:

You want a girl "sweatpants, hair tied, chillin' with no make up on" but when she walks right past you - you holla at the hoe with the miniskirt, looking like she colored her eyes with black magic marker. Make up ya damn mind .